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> REBOOTER_
[ INIT_SEQUENCE ] [-]
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root@reboot:~#

/var/log/system.log

[ERR] "The Dark Crystals of Programming" have been stolen.

[WARN] Corquettes detected constructing super weapon.

[INFO] Target: hypermories (guardians of caffeine).

[EXEC] Gathering unix wizards from the early 21st Century...

> Mission initialized: Fight back. Reboot the system.

-- Signed: Kesh --

root@reboot:/var/www/dispatches# ls --recent

> ./view_all_transmissions.sh