Rebooter

Runtime error: Programming not found. "The Dark Crystals of Programming" have been stolen by the Corquettes and are being used to construct a super weapon that will be used against the hypermories, the guardians who defend against a complete caffeine drought for programmers. In order to save the world and the future of programming, an eagle from the transcendental realm that hosts the soul of Alexander the Great, under the orders of a mysterious ancient figure, gathered various unix wizards from the early 21st Century to fight back against the Corquettes and reboot the system. - Kesh